We headed over to a couple other gas stations in search of a shot glass but ended up disappointed. And a tad bit confused. The gas stations carried literally Every state EXCEPT Arkansas. Whyyy? Well, why do 2-for-1 toilets exist? Why do people drive off with gas pumps? Because the world just wouldn't be the same without them! Who knows, maybe Arkansas is a little bit of everything- a melting pot of the US- and this is a genius advertisement... Yea, i doubt that too. So I'm going to go ahead and guess they don't quite understand the concept of a 'souvenir'. Psss here's a hint, Arkansas: Advertise your OWN state (Crazy! I know!). If not, people will be forced to make their own...
ARKANSAS:
HOME to 2-for-1 toilets and DUMBASSES that drive away with gas pumps... 'Rebel Country'
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